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Evil Duck Lords Of America

A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.

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The image shows a cartoon vampire with the Soviet Union flag superimposed on it, saying, "Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered." Below it is an angry-looking cartoon penguin with the Finnish flag superimposed on it, and text that says "*Angry snow noises*".

Heroin Monkey

Just Blach

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part is labeled "Horror games:" and shows a tall, dark figure labeled "Monsters" slowly walking towards a man labeled "Player", who is running away. The bottom part is labeled "Doom" and shows an orangutan labeled "Player" on a tricycle chasing a child labeled "Monsters", who is running away looking scared. Both images show a scene from a hallway.

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A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

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Childhood fears

The image is split into two parts. The left side contains the text: "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:". On the right side, there's a picture of a white cat with black spots on its head being grabbed by a large, orange toy with red tentacles, resembling a monster.

Heroin Monkey

MARVEL VIEWING ORDER
CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN AMERICA
MARVEL
IRON MAN
THOR
IRON MAN 2
CHICKEN
→
AVENIDERS IRON MAN 3RUN
AGE
EMPIRES
IV
LOONEY TUNES
BACK IN ACTION
SCOOBY-DOO2
MONSTERS UNLEASHED
Summer
heights
high
how i
met your
mother
MONTY PYTHON
Holy Grail
SHARKE
LAVAGIR
LEGO INDIANA JONER
ROVENTURE CONTINUSS
↑
NETFLIX ORIGINAL
BY
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF
MADELEINE MCCANN
Ted Cruz
2016
Dr. Seuss'
VENGERS
ENDGAME
TH
CATE

shaylie lol

Two images of Sully, the blue monster from Monsters, Inc., are shown side-by-side. The first image shows Sully with a slightly strained expression, while the second image shows him with a more focused look. The text reads: "When you're about to sneeze but you gotta concentrate to make it happen."

Heroin Monkey

Ugandan newspaper headline says it as it is.
Night Race BBA3: Lucille Ejected
PASTOR
KIWEWEESI IN
BUM SEX
SCANDAL
ACCUSEDY
Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For
Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper
S
R
Li
PI
C
vo

Heroin Monkey

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED

The image shows Godzilla with the colors of the transgender flag as a background. Godzilla looks like he is roaring. The text says: "THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED".

Heroin Monkey

A black, furry werewolf with glowing eyes stands on the stairs in a dark environment, looking directly at the viewer.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.

Cutepink

Paranormal monsters be like:

The image shows a tall, dark figure with pale face and long, claw-like hands standing in a doorway. The text overlay reads "THE MOMENT YOU CATCH HIM SNEAKING MIDNIGHT" and "OOPS DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WOKE UP."

Angel_Izzy

Me:

The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

Anonymous

Jake this ine for you

A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

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