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Taiwan numbah wun

A man stands in front of a line of tanks. He is wearing a white shirt and dark pants.

King bob

South Korea

A large missile on a transporter is being displayed in front of a crowd. The background shows flags of North Korea. The writing on the building reads "조선민주주의인민공화국만세!", meaning "Long live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!"

TechPriestGotDrip

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Heroin Monkey

A soldier in military gear is standing on some steps, dropping a grenade. The image is captioned with the text: "Vibe check"

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Adolf kitler

sending my army to war :)

A cat wearing a military helmet is superimposed on a war scene with explosions, smoke, a plane, and a soldier in the background.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text with the first line "Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx tonight" and the next line says "3 DRINKS LATER", followed by an illustration of a Macedonian phalanx.

Toast ツ

A soldier in full gear with night vision goggles is holding a weapon while walking on a battlefield. He is followed by two more soldiers. The background shows explosions, smoke, and trees.

TechPriestGotDrip

A tweet from Donald J. Trump, stating 'Imao I'd like to see North Korea TRY to get through the new U.S.A. Defense system.' The tweet is juxtaposed with an image of several colorful Bionicle figures standing together.

Pankake

A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

Heroin Monkey

A Google search result showing that the NATO reporting name for the MiG-15 is "Fagot". The text also says that the Soviets provided the MiG-15 to communist satellite nations, including North Korea.

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a person wearing a dark red t-shirt with the text "IT'S NOT HOME UNLESS IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE" and an icon of a swimming person. Below it is a black and white photograph of soldiers in a war. The image plays on the phrase 'smells like home' and the strong smell of chlorine in a swimming pool.

DAP ME UP

someone explain these options to me

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help I accidentally joined a' and a list of suggested searches below: 'cult', 'Mexican gang', 'peanut worshipping cult', 'Mexican gang meme', 'peanut worshipping cult meme', 'Italian mafia', 'Russian mafia', 'Italian mafia meme', 'Russian mafia meme', and 'Jesse help I accidentally joined the finnish army'.

Doom Slayer

The image shows a split frame. The top half shows a character labeled "Tau Empire" holding a shovel and saying "I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY". The bottom half shows a character labeled "LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE" falling and saying "NO."

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