Medical Care memes

Oxygen

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.
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    • Jokes

    Suicide

    Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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    • Hospital

    I got kicked out of the hospital.

    Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

    Doctor

    "I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

    "Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

    "Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

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