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Heroin Monkey

MEME LORD

Just roundhouse kicked another pregnant
muslim in the stomach, thank me later
llu8 bost
#bombdefused

Anonymous

Me showing up to school thinking I had a glow up

A white rabbit is wearing purple sunglasses and a sparkling crown. The rabbit is standing indoors on a carpet with a blurred background.

Heroin Monkey

MEME LORD

When bro calls me so i put
my phone in vibration mode
and shove it up my ass

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a cartoon man with wide eyes and a slightly concerned expression, under the text "The genie looking at me after I wished for all suicidal people to be immortal."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."

Heroin Monkey

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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Jjisfunny2011

me before summer

A cartoon of a person in bed with a thermometer in their mouth, looking ill, with a box of tissues, and a teddy bear near by.

Wade

Achungus

The image shows a character from the video game "Among Us" with rabbit ears, and is labeled "Achungus". Above the image are the words: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:".

Anonymous

<33

The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.

Jjisfunny2011

me when someone steals my prime

Homer Simpson is taking a bath and Bart is standing behind him, holding a chair as if he's going to hit Homer.

blach66

The image shows two panels with Pingu. The top panel depicts Pingu as a simple stick figure with wide eyes and an open mouth, and the text above reads '*Me coming home from school*'. The bottom panel shows a closer, detailed image of Pingu with widened eyes and mouth agape in shock, along with the text 'Realising that my brother set fire to my underwear'.

✨Jassy✨

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

period boo

A picture of Kermit the Frog lying on his stomach while using a smartphone. The text reads, "I hate it when people text me: 'Call me'. I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say, 'text me', and hang up."

Big booty back shots

kill me

A person is wearing a black t-shirt with the text: I love being a black woman.

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