New ME Memes - Page 59 - Worst Jokes Ever

THIS IS ME IM IN SCHOOL

A person is taking a mirror selfie in a school bathroom. The person is wearing dark clothes.

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Me on a diet:

The image shows a plate of bacon with a small piece of lettuce on top. The text on the image reads: "BACON SALAD. FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES."

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Me vs. My mom

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows Spongebob with a scared expression. The text above reads "Me when other people are sleeping". The right panel shows a green fish character with a joyful expression. The text above reads "Other people when I'm sleeping". The website boredpanda.com is visible at the bottom right corner.

Me everyday

A person is standing on a narrow ledge of a cliff with a large mountain view in the background. The text 'Me in the shower waiting for the hot water' is above the image.

This is me <3

A selfie of a young girl with glasses, a pink top, and a gray hoodie, standing in a room.

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Me everyday

A man in a green uniform and khaki pants is shown mid-reaction, seemingly jumping. The caption reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Stupid Bitches

The image shows a two panel meme with the top panel text reading "me: opens sunroof" and the bottom panel text reading "everyone else on the submarine:". Below that is a surprised Pikachu.

KatsukiBakugouSimp

Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????

A young boy with spiky blond hair, light skin and blue eyes, wearing a black tank top, is at a wooden table. In the upper left of the image, there is a text that says 'ne > Black Clover'.

some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.

A photo shows King Von on the left and Lil Durk on the right. King Von is holding a stack of cash to his ear, seemingly on a phone call. Lil Durk is looking at the camera.

IZABELLA💖💖

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A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

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A picture of a husky dog standing up among purple flowers with the text "YOU CAN'T SEE ME I'M A FLOWER" written in black on top and the bottom of the image.

why does it actually scare me ;-;

A small, fluffy white cat with its tongue slightly sticking out is centered on a black background.

anyone here?

Spongebob and Patrick from the cartoon look wide-eyed and surprised after somebody opens a bag of chips. The text says "Me: Opens bag of chips. The class:".

TechPriestGotDrip

Ah yes Google vs Bing

The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.

TechPriestGotDrip

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question