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Management

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is shown with a "Deluxe Sausage" pizza label on their shirt as a name tag. Above this image is a note that says "Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name-tags. - Management."

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Team

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

oh my

The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".

Karen

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

so funny

The image shows a cartoon woman labeled "KAREN" or "KARENS", walking towards a store clerk. In the final panel, the Karen is demanding "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" as the store clerk looks stressed.

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Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."

Lord of the Rings

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

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Abortion

Willy b · 2 months ago

The image shows Robert Stack, the host of the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries", standing in a dark, atmospheric alleyway wearing a brown trench coat. Large white impact-font text at the top reads "TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES" and the bottom text reads "HOW YOU MANAGED TO DODGE A COAT HANGER FOR 9 MONTHS".

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

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Cocaine

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Parody

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a journal entry, drawn in the style of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid.' The narrator, Greg Heffley, writes about his brother Manny. A comic strip illustrates Manny asking for help to tie his shoes in baby talk ("I'm onwee thwee, bubby! Hewp me tie my gawddayum shoes."). Greg responds in a speech bubble ("DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY."). Below, Greg is shown kicking Manny, who flies into a wall causing cracks. The text continues with a consequence from Mom, where she shoots Greg in both legs, breaking his kneecaps.

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Will

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cross-section of a brain with the text "your insular cortex manages empathy which limits your free will" next to it. To the right is a distorted face and the words "Tear it out" repeating. The bottom part has a red trollface and the text "freedom" above it.

Australia

Willy b · 1 month ago

A screenshot of a Twitter interaction. Hugh Anthony argues that white Australians, despite being descended from criminals, built a superior society compared to Aboriginals. He includes a Family Guy meme showing Peter Griffin and Cleveland as white men in tuxedos with the text "YEA, WE'RE WHITE". This is in response to a post by indic mawnteé mocking white Australians for being descendants of prisoners.

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Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

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Storage

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".

Ram

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a multi-panel meme about the tech industry. The top panel depicts the Windows Task Manager, showing Google Chrome using a large amount of memory. The text overlay reads: "They feed us poison." The middle panel displays an ad for Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM, with the text: "So we buy their cures." The bottom panel shows an ad for "DownloadMoreRAM," with the text: "While they suppress our medicine."

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Promotion

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.

Job Interview

Anonymous · 9 years ago

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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