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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Heroin Monkey

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Heroin Monkey

A person is shown with a "Deluxe Sausage" pizza label on their shirt as a name tag. Above this image is a note that says "Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name-tags. - Management."

Heroin Monkey

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cross-section of a brain with the text "your insular cortex manages empathy which limits your free will" next to it. To the right is a distorted face and the words "Tear it out" repeating. The bottom part has a red trollface and the text "freedom" above it.

freddyfatbear

oh my

The meme shows two images of a man, Harold, with a forced smile, sitting at a computer with a coffee mug in hand. The text above the first image reads: "SECURITY MANAGERS BE LIKE SPENT $100K ON A NEW SECURITY TOOL" and the text above the second image says: "JUST REALIZED TEAM IS TOO BUSY TO USE IT".

Chri5

Note for employers

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.

Hollow Knight Beater

so funny

The image shows a cartoon woman labeled "KAREN" or "KARENS", walking towards a store clerk. In the final panel, the Karen is demanding "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" as the store clerk looks stressed.