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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image consists of two panels side by side. The left panel shows a woman holding a rifle with the text: "DIDN'T KILL THE MAN WHO TORTURED AND KILLED HER FATHER, BECAUSE 'REVENGE IS BAD'". The right panel shows the video game character Kirby with the text: "KILLED THE GODS BECAUSE SOMEONE STOLE HIS CAKE".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A vintage book cover shows a man in a pink shirt standing in a kitchen, looking back over his shoulder with a shocked expression, while a woman in a yellow blouse and green skirt looks at him with an angry expression. The text on the cover reads: "THE SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE MAYONAISE" and there is a text bubble that says, "WHAT THE FUCK, BRIAN!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel drawing of a factory conveyor belt. In the top panel, a stick figure worker is standing near the conveyor belt with M&M candies. The text says, "Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory." In the bottom panel, Eminem is standing in the place of the stick figure worker, near the conveyor belt with the same M&M candies.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
@ju
C
He taken a selfie with a security cam?
The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he
is one we must fear.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    The image shows a gun firing a bullet. Next to it, there's a man wearing a bullet as clothing with the text "Why not wear a JACKET PROOF BULLET?" above the man.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is divided into two columns. On the left, a small brown dog with swollen cheeks is shown under the word "FIGGLEBOTTOM". On the right, a man is shown with a red "X" over his face under the word "ALPHA". Below, text from a YouTube video says: "5 Signs You're a 'FiggleBottom' Male (SUPER RARE) & Is it Better Than 'ALPHA'?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into four quadrants. The top left shows an anime character with big eyes and a dreamy smile and text "Me with men in anime." The top right shows an anime character with a neutral face and text "Me with men irl." The bottom left shows a cartoon character kicking another one and text "Me with women in anime." The bottom right shows another cartoon character falling backward in a chair and text "Me with women irl."
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  • scooter103u
    1 year ago

    Who can be my peace

    A black and white drawing shows a tall, muscular man with sunglasses on the left and a shorter woman with sunglasses on the right. The man's t-shirt says "I COME IN PEACE" and the woman's says "I'M PEACE".  There is a logo at the bottom right corner that says "@daddymakesdesigns".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads "Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job". Below that, there is an image of a hamburger with drawn-on crying eyes. The PETA logo is in the upper right. Underneath there's a painting of a Space Marine, who is saying "BY SLAANESH... THAT WAS A CHALLENGING WANK."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A cartoon of a female character in a burning scene with the text "Spider-Man's girlfriend in every movie for no reason" at the top.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    When you find out she was 13 not 30.

    Two men in suits are in an image. One man leans in and whispers in the other man's ear. The other man looks surprised. There are children in front of them, as if they are giving a presentation to children.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A Black man is celebrating a victory. Text in the image reads: "A Black Man won a Tour De France stage, for the first time in its 111 year history and y'all ain't loud enough, this is EPIC!". There is a logo for "Essence of Black Culture". There is additional text overlaid at the bottom that reads: "Drugs test the c***, then return the bike to it's rightful owner."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."
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