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It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Make a context that would make 'no homo' fit this image

Two men are kissing in front of a store with a rainbow flag. One man is wearing a blue shirt and holding a drink. The other man has a mint green shirt.

The image shows a three panel meme featuring the 'Stonks Guy'. The first panel depicts text that reads, 'You make a mistake on a test' with the Stonks Guy looking anxious and the word 'Panik' below. The second panel shows text that reads 'You erase it' and the Stonks Guy is looking calm with the word 'Kalm' below. The third panel has text that reads, 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' with the Stonks Guy looking very angry and the word 'ANGERY' below.

A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

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A picture of Freddie Mercury in what looks like a quiz show setup. Four multiple choice answers are displayed: A: to break free, B: to ride my bicycle, C: it all, and D: to make a supersonic man out of you. The question is "I want...".

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

This is so painfully true

The image is a three panel comic showing a 3D bald human head. First panel: The text 'You make a mistake on a test' appears on the left. The face is neutral and the word 'Panik' is written next to the face. Second panel: The text 'You erase it' appears on the left. The face is still neutral but has a calmer expression and the word 'Kalm' is written next to the face. Third panel: The text 'The eraser tears the paper, leaves a big stain, and doesn't erase anything' appears on the left. The face shows an expression of anger and the word 'ANGERY' is written over a blurry red background.

Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

A scene from the office where Michael Scott stands in front of the reception desk, one hand raised and a paper in the other, with the text "BOOM!" overlayed on the image. Pam Beesly sits at the reception desk behind him, looking surprised.

A figure with a disproportionately large head, known as 'Stonks,' wearing a lab coat and blue gloves, holds a beaker with a red liquid in it. The text says, "7 year old me after i mix different mud with water to make a potion" and "kemist".

$A picture with a text on the top that reads: "Make A Wish kid: \"I don't wanna go to Disneyland, my only wish is to keep living.\" Make A Wish staff:" followed by a picture of a young boy looking surprised.$

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The image shows a cartoon character from the "Battle for Dream Island" series, who is a yellow lightning bolt, placed in a Spongebob Squarepants meme template. Above the lightning bolt is the text "People: You can't make a BFDI meme" and below the lightning bolt is the text "observe".

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Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

Me all the time :

The image shows two different characters. The top panel shows Elsa from the movie Frozen with text "Girls at my school:". The lower panel shows a character resembling Gru dressed as a pink fairy princess with text "Me:". Under the two panels, it says "YOU MAKE A great fairy princess."

I'm ¨not¨ drunk

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

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When you let drunk people make a fnaf game

The image displays a distorted and strange scene from a video game. On the left, a version of Freddy Fazbear gives a thumbs up. A large Freddy is in the middle. On the right, Chica is holding two cymbals, and the Puppet is standing in a box. In red letters, the image says "Cursed Freddy Nights DEMO".

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Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

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dagger perfect time to make a move

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