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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a famous picture of a man standing in front of several tanks, but the man has been replaced by the band Weezer. The four members are standing in a line in front of the tanks.

Willy b

Cross-section drawing of the Y-1561 implosion
sphere showing component placement.
Numbers in () indicate quantity of identical
components. Drawing is shown to scale.
(Author)
You happy???
A) 1773 EBW detonators inserted into brass
chimney sleves (32)
B) Comp B component of outer lens (32)
C) Cone-shaped Baratol component of outer
lens (32)
D) Comp B inner charge (32)
E) Removable aluminum pusher trap-door plug
screwed into upper pusher hemisphere
F) Aluminum pusher hemispheres (2)
G) Tuballoy (U-238) two-piece tamper plug
H) Pu-239 hemispheres (2)
I) Cork lining
J) 7-piece Duralumin sphere
K) Aluminum cups holding pusher hemispheres
together (4)
L) Polonium-Beryllium initiator
M) Tuballoy (U-238) tamper sphere
N) Boron plastic shell
O) Felt padding layer under lenses and inner
charges
"Atom Bombs: The Top Secret Inside Story of
Little Boy and Fat Man," 2003, p 140. John
Coster-Mullen drawing used with permission.
Jeim_batman_not_you

Jazzy💕

Replying to @GreysABC
straight line:
dash line:
iconic line:
I go a little dark and twisty...but then I come back.
GIF
4:13 PM 9 Mar 2019

Tsukuyomi

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Heroin Monkey

#1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."

RapBoat 2

A man with a confused expression looks up and to the right. Above him is the text "Chamillionaire - Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's, that's a dollar sign...", and below him, in a large font, is the text "BUT THOSE LINES ARE VERTICAL $".

Thoughtless

A cartoon image of a knight character with a helmet and antlers pointing at an eye chart, each line of which contains increasingly longer repetitions of the letters 'N' and 'I'. The last line of the chart reads "ECHY ECHY PAKANG."

sh20raj

Op

A screenshot of a Google search result with two cards. The first card shows a man with a mustache and a kind smile. The text says: "Meet man, an Indian genius, whose book is read by all IIT, NIT, IIIT students, he is from...". The second card shows a picture of a cricket player with the text: "KL Rahul back in India, set for IPL 2024 return and 'in line' for T20 World Cup".

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Thoughtless

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.

Heroin Monkey

A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Chunke Monke

A drawing showing five steps to create a letter S with lines. Text above the drawing reads "2000's will never understand". Text below the drawing says "I must have missed the meeting when Step 5 happened."

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Toast ツ

Wait, that's not the line

A black and white drawing of a man with a beard yelling. There is a speech bubble with the text "WE ARE NOT THE WALKING DEAD!"

Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Testicle

hiiii :3 omg haiiii ^^ :000 :>> >w<

A hand-drawn image of a skeleton-like figure with a skull for a head, holding a cigarette, standing on a blob. There are some squiggly lines in the background.

Toast ツ

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

ADHD autist

I like this one…

An abstract pattern of colorful swirling lines on a black background. The lines create a spiral effect, giving a sense of depth and movement.

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