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Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago
    • A scene inside a courtroom. A lawyer in a suit stands facing a judge seated behind the bench. Sunlight streams through striped blinds. White text overlaid on the image reads, "Permission to call the jury 'chat' your honor?"
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    • Film

    Anonymous · 1 year ago

    • "Which lawyer do you want?"

    A figure in dark robes and a wide-brimmed hat in a still from the movie Spaceballs with the text "THE SCHWARTZ."
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    • Diddy

    TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago
    • The image shows 50 Cent looking off to the side with a serious expression. Text on the image says: "Diddy did it, But my lawyer's so good that Diddy got acquitted", followed by "50 CENT, 'I GET MONEY (FORBES 1, 2, 3 REMIX)'" and the word "GENIUS".
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    • Celebrity

    RealBoat · 1 year ago

    • No shit lmao

    A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".
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    • Spider-Man

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"
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    • Rapper

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
    • Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. The arm on the left side of the image has a brown skin tone and the word "Rappers" written on the white shirt sleeve. The arm on the right side of the image has a light skin tone and the word "Lawyers" written on the red shirt sleeve.
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    • Law

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."
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    • War Crime

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".
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    • Girl

    原田 · 2 years ago
    • The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".
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    • Work

    GG Miller · 2 years ago

    • MORE DAD JOKES

    The image shows a riddle presented in a white circle on a yellow background. The text reads "What do lawyers wear to work?" followed by "Law suits." In the bottom right corner, there's the logo of the TODAY show.
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