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MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

shaylie lol

my high ass thought this old lady was
a muppet

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom featuring a white bed with a black and white checkered sheet. On the bed, there are five plushies from the "Five Nights at Freddy's" video game series. A large print of Freddy Fazbear's head is on the comforter. The text overlay says, "LADIES, ONE AT A TIME".

Heroin Monkey

A tweet by Sarah Cooper says: Titanic (1997). Scientist: Where's the diamond? Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a text that says "Boomer ladies: Hahah minion memes. Millennial girls: oh no, Donald Trump racist. 14 y.o girls:". Below there is an image of a girl with superimposed text that reads "SHE SHITS HERSELF".

Mafuyu Asahina

NAAAAA

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of rapper 6ix9ine, with his colorful hair and teeth, and a troll character from the movie Trolls, also with colorful hair, suggesting they look similar. The text says, "I knew 6ix9ine looked familiar. Bitch, don't ever disrespect Lady Glitter Sparkles like this again."

Wade

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

Falco

Super Relateable

The image shows a cartoon person with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, in a panel with other people also in shock. The text on the image reads: "MFW I'M LISTENING TO GANGNAM STYLE AFTER MY PARENTS WALKED IN THE LYRICS THAT GOES HEEEEYYYYY SEXY LADY"

T.walk1992

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

blach66

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"