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Wade

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Adolf kitler

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

✨Jassy✨

Lmao

A cat stands among penguins with the text "When you lie on the application but still get the job" displayed on the left.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

《 rmk 》

if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."

Heroin Monkey

A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."

Heroin Monkey

Why should you care

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a job posting with the title 'Head Receiver'. Below it states 'Typically responds within 4', followed by a salary of '$18-$25 an hour', and an 'Easily apply' button.

LoserIsPro

A young child with a surprised expression is looking to the right. She is wearing a yellow jacket and is holding a bubble wand. The background is blurry green foliage. The text overlay says "ME LEAVING WORK THE DAY BEFORE VACATION".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Heroin Monkey

Ashton Parkes

not the best like it says it is!!

A cute, orange kitten with big eyes is standing on a carpet. Text overlays the image, stating, "BEST SELLING BOOK, FUNNIEST ANIMAL MEMES EVER, but... you can't go to work... your job is to take care of me... MEMES EXPERT".

Anonymous

no system is incorruptible. 🗿

A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Is it just me orrr

A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."

Heroin Monkey

A man in a red beanie looks at the camera with a gesture, accompanied by text that reads, "When I'm offered currency in exchange for my labour: Now this looks like a job."

Anonymous

Hey boss, I have an idea how we can
advertise our delivery service app.
The Idea:
Vytal
BOWL JOB FOR FREE.
ER
Vytal

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a phone with a screenshot of a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy" showing four main characters: Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. The phone is positioned against a night scene of a bridge, and the reflection on the water is visible. The text on the image reads "boat job boring ahh hell".

✨Jassy✨

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

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