1000+ Best INS Memes - Page 31 - Worst Jokes Ever

Florida Man

32 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Mark Zuckerberg

6 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

The image shows Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain in a music studio. T-Pain is seen playing a keyboard, while Mark Zuckerberg stands in the background. A smaller inset photo shows Zuckerberg wearing a black t-shirt.

Anime

9 views · jefferyo100 · 1 year ago

The image shows three anime characters. On the left, a character is making a surprised face, and the text reads "Anime when I'm alone." In the middle, an anime character with white hair and a question mark above their head is displayed. On the right, an anime character with bare chest is shown with the text "Anime when my parents walk in". A speech bubble with text "It's not sus!!" appears in the foreground.

Video Game

19 views · sonicjokesmemesandposts · 1 year ago

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Zombie

16 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."

Assassination

30 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Checkout

7 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

LOLOL

A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."

Power

8 views · Wilber boot ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ · 3 years ago

So true though!!!

A bar graph titled "What gives people feelings of power" compares the power one gets from money, status, and winning in a school dodge ball game. Winning at dodge ball is shown as the largest bar.

Pillow

6 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

Object show

18 views · Wednesday · 3 years ago

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Boss

10 views · NICE GIRL · 3 years ago

WTF

A baby with wide eyes and a concerned expression is pictured. The text on the image reads, "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BOSS ON THE GOLF COURSE AFTER CALLING IN SICK."

Toaster

152 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Toaster

12 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

Dog

7 views · 😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

you

A bulldog is walking on grass with its tongue sticking out. The text on the image says: "I'VE SPOTTED SOMETHING DEAD. MUST GO ROLL IN IT."

Symptom

11 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Strawberry

191 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

oh no

A four-panel comic strip featuring an anthropomorphic strawberry character named Cosmo. In the first panel, Cosmo is drinking from a cup, and the text says "cosmo has good taste in soda". In the second panel, he asks "what flavor is this?". The third panel shows the cup label with an image of a strawberry and the word "lemonade". The final panel shows Cosmo's horrified facial expression as he realizes he is consuming strawberry-flavored drink.

Spooktober

28 views · Anonymous · 5 months ago

Merry Spookmass, Everyone!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #6

A four-panel image. The top-left panel shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with puffed cheeks, playing a flute-like instrument. The top-right panel reads 'me in September'. The bottom-left panel shows a skeleton playing a saxophone. The bottom-right panel reads 'me in Spooktober'. Below these panels, a caption says 'It's beginning to look a lot like Spookmas...'

Doctor

37 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".

Account

91 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.

Infidelity

125 views · Heroin Monkey · 16 days ago

this MIGHT be cosmos phone

A smartphone home screen with a galaxy background is filled with icons for apps like McDonald's, Hebrew Calendar, Hineni, Drops, Am Hazak, Jewish Prayer, NemoHebrew, Mossad baba, Israel News, Newsrael, MTAFC, Smashing Life, JVL, Revayah, Jewish Music +, Jewish Holidays, Bless Up, Trump's Empire, and American. A notification banner at the top from "MY LOVEE ❤️❤️❤️" says "She's busy rn bro 👊 😎". A large red arrow points to the notification. Overlay text reads "why does my gf text me in third person?".