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The image shows E.T. with a slightly cross-eyed expression. The text above him reads, "When your mom tells you not to touch anything in the store."

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

The image shows a cloudy sky with an orange hue, and the text says, "Even though you didn't love me if I could turn back time I wouldn't change a thing, in fact I'd fall in love with you all over again."

TPOT

A slice of cheesecake with three blueberries on top next to an animated green figure with the text "NOT MY CHEESECAKE!" written above and "When the hell was it YOURS if it's for your contestants???" written below. The character looks distressed.

When I saw this, I thought : Yasss QUEEN!

The image is a dark background with the text 'If you pause "Let It Go", Elsa has some of the greatest facial expressions' written in white text and several smaller pictures of Elsa from the movie 'Frozen'. The last picture also has the word 'Ever' on it.

What I if told you

A close-up of Morpheus from The Matrix, wearing sunglasses. The text above him reads "WHAT I IF TOLD YOU" and below him "YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG."

If you could see me you would think she's crazy af

A dark-skinned man is holding a white hairdryer pointed upwards. Text above reads "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and below, "HIS THOUGHTS?"

A flirting tip for the boys

A still from the animated movie Frozen shows Anna looking at a man in a ridiculous posture and the text "DON'T DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL".

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

Parents during breaks and weekends

A man in a light blue shirt, suspenders, and a patterned tie looks directly at the camera. Above his head, in a bold white font on black background, it reads: "Yeah, if you could go back to school." Below his chest, on another black background, it reads: "That'd be great." In the lower right corner in small gray text is written: quickmeme.com

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

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The mistletoaster

A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".

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