New If Memes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

only if i had a gun DAMN

A cartoon minion character wearing a gray hoodie and holding two guns, with the text "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, LOAD, AIM AND FIRE."

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

LMAO

A yellow minion stands on the right side of the image. On the left there is a conversation between the police and a person. It reads: Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

for fat people......... sorry

A light yellow image with two cartoon minion characters. The top minion is wearing blue overalls and has one eye covered with a goggle. The bottom minion is looking to the right, wearing blue overalls and has big round eyes. The text says: "Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too."

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

A special quote:

The image is a four-panel comic. The top left panel shows an off-white character with a circle head and simple features saying "What if you". The top right panel shows a stairway leading up to a bright sky with clouds, with the text "wanted to go to heaven?". The bottom left panel shows the same character with an upset expression and the text "But god said:". The bottom right panel shows a yellow character with big eyes and a big smile, with the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!!"

Parents during breaks and weekends

A man in a light blue shirt, suspenders, and a patterned tie looks directly at the camera. Above his head, in a bold white font on black background, it reads: "Yeah, if you could go back to school." Below his chest, on another black background, it reads: "That'd be great." In the lower right corner in small gray text is written: quickmeme.com

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

TechPriestGotDrip

The mistletoaster

A photo of a toaster hanging from a ceiling, serving as a mistletoe. The text says: "Man this house ain't got enough outlets. what if we kissed under the mistletoaster".

TechPriestGotDrip

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Self reveal (if you think the lighting is bad, it is.)

A person with brown hair and glasses looks at the camera. The lighting is dim.

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Me if Ruv was real:

The image shows a pink and white cartoon character with a nun's habit, smiling slightly with closed eyes. The text on top says, "Since I have nothing better to do." The text at the bottom says, "Make me blush or something."

gay people

The image shows a white fetus against a black background, superimposed on a rainbow circle. Text above the fetus says, "Thinking Straight about Being Gay. Why it Matters if We're Born That Way".

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

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Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments

A digital drawing shows two cartoon characters sitting side-by-side on a pink bench. The character on the left has pink hair and is leaning to kiss the other character. The other character has gray hair and is looking embarrassed. There are two little white cartoon steam clouds above his head. Above the pink-haired character is the word 'chu' with a heart.