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A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a homemade ice lolly made of baked beans in a red and blue popsicle mold. The text at the top reads: Tag a mate who'd smash a baked bean ice lolly.

Anonymous

when ice is coming to your school.

An image features a very concerned-looking Mike Wazowski with the text "when ice is coming to your school."

MATTIX

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

Why should you care

life trick: don't get in relationships so nobody can break them

The image consists of two panels. The left panel shows a cartoon of a blond male character looking to the side with the text 'girls: omg i dont want to crack my neck it might break :(' and 'boys:' The right panel shows a real person holding a shovel and a tub of ice cream with the text 'Girls after breakup: *talks and shares their pain with their friends*' and 'Guys after breakup: I am going to eat this ice-cream with my tactical shovel.'

Anonymous

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

rapboat

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

Heroin Monkey

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The top panel has a person standing between two anthropomorphic wolf-like characters. Text reads, "Throw me to wolves and I'll come back as a father.". Below this is a "0%" graphic, followed by a second panel showing Palpatine with the text "I love democracy." There is also a 'made with mematic' watermark in the bottom left.

Heroin Monkey

A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a freezer filled with packages of meat and other white bags. The text overlay on the image reads, "DISNEY PROUDLY PRESENTS BAMBI ON ICE."

Wade

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a figure says, "Sometimes I feel like I have no one to turn to". The second panel shows a figure with a mustache saying "That's not true! Your mother and I are always here." In the third panel, another figure with blonde hair confirms, "Your father's right! You can count on us!". The fourth panel shows the first figure looking into two mirrors, one showing the mother and one showing the father. The first figure says "Ahhh- Almost had it that time!".

Wade

The comic strip shows a boy expressing that he feels alone, followed by his parents comforting him. In the last panel, the boy is standing in front of two mirrors, one reflecting his mother and the other his father, indicating that he's alone after all.

Wade

69

The image shows a three-panel meme. The top and bottom panels feature Beavis and Butt-Head, with the top panel showing them sitting and laughing with the text "[laughing]" below them, and the bottom panel showing them laughing harder with the text "[laughing harder]" below them. The middle panel shows a weather app with the temperature reading 69° F, with 71° F as the high, 42° F as the low, and the text "Sunny" and "RealFeel 73°" below it.

Bozo

SO TRUE

The image shows a collection of items and phrases associated with a loud, annoying girl at school. The text reads: "Annoying loud girl at school." Items include a black hoodie with "Thrasher" on it, a bag of Takis, a can of Arizona iced tea, a gold nameplate necklace that says "Tammy", black Nike slides, and a hand with long pink nails. Some phrases include: "HEY BESTFRIENDD!!" "BESTFRANNNN", "What you staring at for", "Always fighting", and "That's on periodt sis". The image also includes a photo of a girl. The text "Loudest person at 7am" is at the bottom.

Cahyani Ambara

I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)

A large group of cartoon objects and characters are displayed against a green background. Many are circled in black. Some of the objects and characters are a yellow sponge, an eight ball, a water drop, a pencil, and an ice cube.

✨Jassy✨

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

Lostin Flowers

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

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