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Heroin Monkey

Text overlayed on an image of a body of water with a ladder leading into it. The text lists new ways to shorten names. The list is: New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer. Elizabeth: Zabe. Timothy: Moth. Christopher: Stop. Hannah: Nah. Brooklyn: Ookly. Leonardo: Nard. Penelope: Ope. Brandon: Rando. Theodore: Hodor. Jonathan: Onath. Cassandra: Ass. Matthew: Thew. Kimberly: Erl.

Heroin Monkey

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

DIANEE

Don't mess with me

An Uno reverse card with "+ALL" written on it, with an image of 4 squares in the order green, yellow, blue, and red.

Heroin Monkey

An image shows Garfield sitting on top of an anime character. The text reads: "You're next pal."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a mobile phone displaying a card game with a hand of cards, followed by a comment and a reply. The comment asks what the abomination next to the ace is, and the reply states "161 of clubs."

Adolf kitler

A calico kitten with dark smudges under its eyes, sitting in a gray bed. The text reads, "Her meowscara is ruined."

DAWDLE

hmmmmm

Tom cat from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" looking surprised. The text reads: "Me: "Harder daddy". Guy stabbing me."

YumMan

POV: school shooters be like when they see students running

A GIF showing two hands. The lower hand is partially visible and has three stripes tattooed on its wrist. The index finger is pointed upwards, and a flickering flame emanates from the fingertip. Above, another hand with black fingernails is positioned.

YumMan

Explain Bear i hate you

The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.

Face mcshooty

A photo shows two flashlights pointing to the bottom of a closed door with the text "ladies please just hear me out".

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Heroin Monkey

A screen showing the title card for "Invisible" on Disney+, with the text "dawg this show lowkey buns when does Omni-Man show up."

Lil’ bro

A selfie of a person with their eyes closed and mouth open, sticking out their tongue. Text overlay: "I'm so glad you're in my life. I just wanted to kill you first."

Heroin Monkey

A man giving a thumbs up, except his head has been replaced by a smaller version of his smiling face.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from an explanation of a meme. The text says: "Explanation Experiment Explain Bear. Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just plain bad. The punchline is that Explain bear is gay. So what? Also, it is confirmed (wink)."

Heroin Monkey

nice

Lil’ bro

A red rectangle with rounded corners contains the text "tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo" in red font on a white background.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message reads, "911 what's your emergency?" The other message reads, "I got stabbed." Below the text is a warthog wearing a chef's hat.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a music playlist titled "I caught you" with songs with suggestive titles in a specific order to create a humorous phrase.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows an image from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and a comment that reads: "I play pot of greed which allows me to shove 2 more cards up my ass."

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