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Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    Depression

    A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

    The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

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    • Clown

    Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

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    • Arrest

    A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

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