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𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

The image shows a two-panel comparison of Patrick Star from Spongebob. In the top panel, he's dressed as a scientist, wearing a lab coat and tie, looking intently at a microscope and taking notes, labeled "MOJANG COOKING ON APRIL FOOLS". In the bottom panel, Patrick is wearing a board nailed to his head and trying to use a saw and hammer in a very clumsy way, labeled "MOJANG EVERY OTHER DAY".

RealBoat

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
↑ 88
○ 26
☑☑

MEME LORD

SEND THIS TO HER
@degenerategambler
IF YOU MISS THAT HEAD

rapboat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Anonymous

The image consists of two diagrams showing the correct and incorrect sleeping position and a picture of a cat. The diagrams show a person laying on their side with their head on a pillow. One diagram is marked with a red 'x' and labeled 'incorrect' showing the head tilted up and down. The other is marked with a green check mark and labeled 'correct' showing the head in a straight line with the spine. Below those diagrams is a picture of a white cat sleeping with its body curved and head curled underneath its body. To the left is the text 'Me:'.

Anonymous

A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.

Jazzy💕

A cat is pictured with its mouth open as though it is laughing. The text reads, "Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Facebook post that reads, "Imagine giving me head & I yell out BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGG."

Heroin Monkey

who's getting the best head

A black and white picture of four men with varying facial expressions implying pleasure. The two men in the front are most prominent with their heads tilted back. The man on the right is more dramatically expressing the feeling.

TaylorSwiftBoat

MF DOOM FOR THE WIN!!!!

Drakes snake

LOL

that's what called a dic*head

Anonymous

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Anonymous

no system is incorruptible. 🗿

A black and white cartoon image of Mickey Mouse steering a ship with a thought bubble above him saying: "The Head of State is a figurehead. Simply a representative of the deep state who's job is to symbolize and portray the hidden agenda in a positive light."

Anonymous

An unpleasant pause.

Two people are looking at each other. Text above them reads: "When the show on Netflix is actually good". Text on the bottom of the image reads: "[exhales] The head can wait."

Jazzy💕

DOES ANYBODY ELSE
HAVE A VOICE IN THEIR
HEAD THAT
REPEATS,
BUTCHER AND INCINERATE
THE JEWISH CHILDREN !!!
NO?
JUST ME?
HMM... ODD.

Heroin Monkey

"Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a person's face morphed into the head of the cartoon character Squidward. The username @realbartolozzi is visible. The person's lower body is also visible.

Anonymous

The image displays a text comparison between a "normal person" who only "sings lyrics" and "me" who "sings lyrics," "sings backup vocals," "sings guitar riffs," "plays air drum the entire song," and "head-bangs."

rapboat

A question posted on Reddit asking if people would give Kendrick Lamar head if it meant he would drop an album tomorrow.

Heroin Monkey

A group of children sitting in a circle under a rainbow-colored parachute. Above the picture is the text: "The council has convened to try you for your many crimes."

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