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Husband

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Sibling

65 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Furry

582 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

Player

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sign attached to a brick wall reads: "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed."

Love

10 views · sedam hussein · 1 year ago

An anime man looking shocked after being asked about his interest in trans women. The text reads: "When I'm having a convo with my girl's mom and she hit me with 'so when did you discover your love for trans women?'"

Sibling

2 views · sedam hussein · 1 year ago

A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."

Choice

11 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".

Foam

20 views · Your local comrade · 1 year ago

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Dance

10 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

At my school dance having a all nighter

A group of four young people posing for a picture in front of a balloon display and black and red streamers. One of them is wearing a Ghostface mask.

Exclamation

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Instagram

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"

Life

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.

Moose

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

Food

4 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"

Bro

33 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Asshole

25 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

When gay guys realize women have assholes to:

Two men are in a discussion. The text on the meme references gay men realizing that women have assholes too.

Trouble

11 views · Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Waitress

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Erection

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A man with glasses and a bow tie smiles widely with his mouth open and one finger raised, with the text "Whoopsie daisy! I have an erection."

Nightmare

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A seal with human-like eyes is positioned under a rainbow, with the words "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed." written below it.