New Have Memes - Page 22 - Worst Jokes Ever

Shower

56 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

Kid

29 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Willy Wonka meme

A picture of Willy Wonka looking surprised with the text "Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!"

Mask

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A red Bionicle character with a sword is surfing on lava. Above it, the text reads: "Her: Come over. Me: I can't, I'm awakening Mata Nui. Her: I have the Mask of Light. Me:"

Guardian Angel

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me all of the time

A statue of an angel with its head in its hand. The text reads: "I have a feeling that my guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Finger

44 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

Message

7 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

Birth

23 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

Moment

14 views · Bozo · 3 years ago

Shhhhhh... he's having a happy autistic boy moment

A cartoon image of three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One turtle with a purple mask and shell is laughing while looking up with his arms raised. Another turtle with an orange mask has his hands clasped together with a big smile. A third turtle with a dark blue mask has his head down and is out of focus. The background is a basketball court.

Shower

8 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

Dance

2 views · Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

I have a dance next friday and i dont wanna go

A young person with a bruise on their eye is looking at the camera with their eyes closed.

Ip address

37 views · 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a silhouette of a couple kissing with the text 'KIDS HAVE CRUSHES'. The middle panel shows a black and white photo of a couple embracing, with the text 'MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS'. The bottom panel shows a distorted, dark image of Mario with the text 'I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS'.

Resolution

9 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every year

A meme featuring a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding a glass, with the text "Just going to make my resolutions now so by New Years Eve I will have already given up on them."

Minion

3 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

i'll be the minion on the right

The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.

Number

12 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

The image lists "10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU" with a list of funny observations, and a minion looking surprised. The list reads: "1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips. 4) You just tried to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better). 10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it."

Patience

11 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

tryna catch a body??

The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."

Class

67 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

English

1 view · GG Miller · 3 years ago

EASY .... pass pass and no

A minion stands next to the text: "Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with 'Yes' or 'No'. 1. I don't have a brain. 2. I don't have sense. 3. I am stupid."

Reaction

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

me too

A yellow minion with goggles is shown. The text reads, "I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."

Confusion

4 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Text

1 view · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."