Guys Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring Chuck Norris smiling, with one leg raised and wearing a boot. Text above him reads 'GUYS BEAT THEIR MEAT'. Text next to him says 'CHUCK NORRIS shat in a Red Lobster urinal 20 years ago'.

Depression

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a mobile phone displaying a text overlay at the top, which reads "guys my mom took my phone and i lisen to xxx to cure my depressin and trauma away 💔💔💔💔👎👎👎👎". Below this, there's a Reddit search bar. A list of subreddits is visible, with "r/XXXTENTACION" circled in orange. Below it are "r/sprunkirule34butgood" and "r/numberblocksrule34". On the right side of the screen, there's a gray Care Bear-like character with black hair and a broken red heart on its chest, and a cartoon anatomical heart character with arms and legs, wearing blue sneakers. A red heart emoji is also visible near the bottom left.

Slavery

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

Daddy

DAWDLE · 1 year ago

hmmmmm

Tom cat from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" looking surprised. The text reads: "Me: "Harder daddy". Guy stabbing me."

Guy

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."

Album

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A question posted on Reddit asking if people would give Kendrick Lamar head if it meant he would drop an album tomorrow.

Face reveal

bloodgod · 3 years ago

Guys its jits face reveall!!

A blurry image shows a person wearing a fuzzy orange animal costume. The person is in the dark, outside at night.

United States

Grand Corgi · 5 months ago

A four-panel comic strip where two men have flags covering their faces. One man has the United States flag and the other has the European Union flag. In the first panel, the US man thinks, "MAN I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE THAT GUY" while looking at the EU man. In the second, the US man walks away thinking, "BUT HE PROBABLY WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE TOO". In the third, the US man looks happy and thinks, "HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD I'M ME". In the final panel, the EU man is walking away in the opposite direction thinking, "I'M ESPECIALLY GLAD I'M NOT THAT GUY".

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Sloth

SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

Guys watch out

An image shows a sloth walking on a paved road, with the text "on my way to steal yo girl" overlaid on the bottom of the image.

Call

bloodgod · 3 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Zombie Apocalypse

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Joe Biden

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

My classmates are COO COO

Zombie apocalypse team

ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Woman

dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Toilet

Timid Cockatiel · 8 days ago

Look guys

A white toilet completely filled and overflowing with a thick, brown, sludge-like substance. The bathroom floor around it is covered in the same brown filth, trash, discarded clothes, and plastic bags, creating an extremely dirty and unhygienic scene.

President

Grand Corgi · 7 months ago

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"