New Guy Memes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

Wahtdafack

The image shows a split screen. The upper part displays a video screen with "FIGHT" and "SPRINGTRAP KILLS PURPLE GUY! Compilation". The lower part shows a cat with a loading symbol on its head and the text "FNAF FANS:".

Always the kid who acts gay

A person with pointy ears and blond hair from behind, with the text "The guy who's willing to do anything for $10" above it.

Filthy Lies.

A two-panel cartoon shows a conversation between Moon Knight and Spiderman. Moon Knight in the first panel says: "Hey, I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...? Lies. Filthy lies." In the second panel, Spiderman replies: "Oh, good. Because-- It was FOUR people."

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Payment not needed

A dark illustration depicts a large, looming figure labeled "white guy" standing behind a kneeling figure labeled "black guy." A sword with the word "cotton" written on the blade is positioned between them.

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Guys its jits face reveall!!

A blurry image shows a person wearing a fuzzy orange animal costume. The person is in the dark, outside at night.

Man is making his own volcanic eruption

The image shows a pipe with an orange glow appearing to be a volcanic eruption. The text says "When the guy upstairs ate Taco Bell."

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Runaway thief

A cartoon character is seen clutching a large cylinder labeled 'money', with the text 'black guy' placed above. Two other characters labeled 'cops' are in the background.

The image shows a cartoon man with orange hair and a pink shirt looking surprised with his hand on his head. The text above him says 'Me: guys, I'm broke. People: just make some money, duh.' The text below him reads 'my goodness, what an idea. why didn't i think of that.'

9+10=21

A person with a dark blue face is shown as a Pokémon card. The card's name is "M9+10=21". It says that it "Evolves from Ya boi skinny peanut". The card is a "Mega Evolution rule", and it says, "Must be 9+10 or." The card says "21" and "whats nine plus ten 21". There are also other details on the card, such as "weakness" "resistance" and "Pokémon-EX rule". The card's illustration is attributed to "Deez beskuts guy".

Is this guy from Earth?

A man with a large forehead is smiling at the camera.

P.O.V a guy sees there girl

A cartoon man with blonde hair and a white jacket with a red heart is shown with pink blurry hearts in the background. The words "Boing! Boing!" are written on the top and bottom of the image.

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Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".