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The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

DAP ME UP

All these new people need a warm welcome so lets dap them up

An illustration with a yellow emoji with a gold tooth and a sly expression next to a yellow hand in a position to give a 'dap'.

Anonymous

A man with glasses is looking over his shoulder, next to the text "Don't just stare, say good morning."

Anonymous

A dog with its tongue sticking out wears dark sunglasses and a black hoodie with metal ornaments. The text "WSG" is on top of the dog.

DAP ME UP

An emoji with furrowed eyebrows and a slight grin is positioned between two hands in a meme. The text above the emoji reads: "You did not dab me up."

DAP ME UP

The image shows a series of text messages featuring an emoji. The first message reads "Dab me up" and shows an emoji face pointing at a hand. The second message reads "Cool" and shows two emoji faces clapping. The last message reads "My man" and shows two emoji faces shaking hands.

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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

mal

happy early valentines day everyone lmao

A Valentine's Day card with the text "BE MEIN" at the top, followed by a cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler in a brown uniform and the text "Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Adolf, and also BenKling."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts a crusader figure with a sword and shield saying, "Greetings peasant, how goes th-". The middle-left panel shows a manga character with blushing cheeks saying, "Now my armpits are going to smell like dick..." The bottom-right panel shows a pixelated crusader figure with the text "BY THE POPE".

Wade

A still image of Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars with his face split in two and the text "Hello there" at the bottom.

✨Jassy✨

This one goes out to my boi jake

A person with glasses and headphones is giving the middle finger to the camera.

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Hi

A close up of a baby's face distorted by a wide angle lens with the text "hi" at the bottom.

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hi

A close-up of a baby's face with a wide, distorted smile. The baby's features are exaggerated, making the head appear large and the mouth prominent. The text "hi" is below the face.

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Hi

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Happy New Year!

Michael Scott from The Office is doing the 'rock on' hand gesture with both hands. The text says: "Happy New Year!".

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Hi

A close-up photo of a baby's face, with the text "hi" below.

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Howy sistas

A close-up image of a person's face with a wide nose and pursed lips. Their eyes are slightly narrowed, creating an intense or exaggerated expression.

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Hi sistas

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