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Thoughtless
2 years ago

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.
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  • DAP ME UP
    2 years ago
    Two drawings of a character named Sukuna side by side. The left drawing shows Sukuna crying with the text 'Sukuna, heal my friend!' and the right drawing shows Sukuna with a smirk and the text 'No.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A two-panel image. The left panel says "Don't say you love the anime" above a Tumblr logo. The right panel says "If you haven't read the manga" above a cover of "The Autism Acceptance Book: Being a Friend to Someone with Autism" by Ellen Sabin, showing a drawing of five people of different ethnicities holding hands.
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  • Wade
    2 years ago
    A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".
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  • Silly Sonka
    2 years ago

    The Movie

    A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a muscular man with headphones on, and the text on the image says "SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT" followed by a list of things to replace "with Alcohol", including "Alcohol", "Failing", "Overthinking", "Blame", "Toxic Friends", "Complaining", "Netflix marathons", and "Fake influencers".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."
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  • ToxicHaste22'uwu
    2 years ago

    i would do that

    A man's face is shown in a box. Above it are the words "WALKING PAST A CLASS". Below the image are the words "THAT YOUR FRIEND IS IN".
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  • Goku is dum
    2 years ago

    You look like my friend when he smile

    The image shows a side-by-side comparison of the Grinch. On the left, the Grinch has a sinister grin with a menacing look. On the right, he has a wide smile.
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  • imshorttehe
    2 years ago

    If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

    A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."
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  • Bill Cipher
    2 years ago

    Lol same

    The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".
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  • D/A/N/I/E/L
    2 years ago

    This is my best friend wean we play dbd

    A young person looks down at a phone with a text bubble above saying, "Yes nigga I'm black".
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    I relate to this meme

    The meme shows two panels. The first panel shows a text conversation where a friend asks: "friend: are u okay"? The answer is: "me: yeah". The friend says: "friend: but your posts..." and the reply is: "me:". The second panel shows a character with a green spiky hair, drinking something in the first image, and smoking in the second image. The source of the meme is "@BrendanMortimer".
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  • XI
    2 years ago
    The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, one stick figure is yelling at another stick figure, “BILLY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!” In the second panel, the stick figure, now identified as Billy, is looking down at a small, bloody character. There is a speech bubble that says, “She likes me as a friend, but I still have hope.” In the third panel, a stick figure is holding a club with a speech bubble that says, “End his suffering.”
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  • pessi pluma
    2 years ago

    lol

    The image is a book cover with a cartoon of a sad-looking, long-necked dinosaur. The text says, "All my friends are still dead." Below the title is "Avery Monsen and Jory John" and "Authors of the national bestseller All my friends are dead."
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    Wilkinsonburritos
    2 years ago

    I wish my friends would give me this shirt

    A black t-shirt with a picture of the Twin Towers. Instead of buildings, the towers are spaghetti and the words "Never Forgetti" are written on the shirt.
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  • Jazzy💕
    2 years ago

    Fr though

    The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."
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  • mal
    2 years ago
    The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"
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