Fire

Fire memes

Foam

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Jokes

Sole

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

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  • Man

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

  • 38
  • Match

    Hey God, what are you making?

    Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.

    Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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