Fetish memes

Fear

2 years ago

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A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Concept

26 days ago

Soles

A four-panel comic strip. In the first three panels, a woman and a man are hanging Christmas stockings over a fireplace. The woman questions the tradition, saying, "Stockings are kind of a weird concept. Like, who came up with it? Who thought pulling things out of socks would be so exciting?" In the fourth panel, Santa Claus is sitting at a desk, looking intently at a laptop screen which displays a grid of photos/video feeds showing various close-ups of bare feet. Santa says, "Hell yeah."

1 year ago

A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'

Police Officer

1 year ago

The image shows two screenshots of a sexually suggestive scene involving two police officers. One screen shows a police officer facing the viewer bent over as another officer is behind her, and the other screen shows a different angle of the same scenario. Text above the screens asks "Comment how you watch."

Jokes

Necrophilia

7 years ago

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Necrophilia

4 years ago

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

Wife

2 years ago

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Fetish jokes