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MisterDussel

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

✨Jassy✨

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

ohio nugget

that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero

A person with a short stature is dressed up as Spiderman, looking sideways.

ohio_armpit

A white cat with tears in its eyes. The text above the image says: "Me when I just turned 11 and didn't get a letter from Hogwarts".

COOL GIRL😜

ko

A figure in a dark cloak with a hood stands in a red forest holding a sword.

Heroin Monkey

A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Hollow Knight Beater

LOL only HK fans get it

A character with a white mask and a dark cloak is thinking. There is the text “just found out about the infection, dang that stuff sucks” on the image.

Heroin Monkey

A Shoebill bird is standing in water surrounded by plants. Text overlayed on the image reads: "When bro says the 2 super powers he wants most are to freeze time and invisibility."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text on the left side and the box set of "Lord of the Rings" movies on the right side, along with the One Ring itself. The text on the left side reads: "If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Lord of the Rings."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three frames. The first shows a hand holding a glass ball with red smoke inside and the text "It's a remembrall. The smoke turns red when you've forgotten something." The second frame depicts a young man in a school uniform holding a red ball and saying, "The only problem is I can't remember—". The third frame shows the same young man close-up and large text that says "WHERE GONDOR WAS WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL."

Anonymous

In a digitally created image, a tall werewolf figure with a sword and shield stands in front of a storm with the text: "stay behind me kitten... it's gonna get wild."

Heroin Monkey

A woman is lying in bed looking annoyed. Next to her is a giant egg. The text above the image reads: "Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I am egg". There is a Twitter account name of @DennysDiner above the text.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows three different people. The first panel shows J.K. Rowling, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The second panel shows George R.R. Martin, with the text "Has a good idea and writes a book". The third panel shows J.R.R. Tolkien, with the text "Creates a language, feels like it needs a story and writes a book".

Wade

Unicorns

The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Face mc shooty

ur a wizard harry

A still from the Harry Potter movies shows Harry looking up and to the right with a dazed expression, overlaid with the text "When she's windgardiuming your leviosa and she gives you the old swish and flick."

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two panels. Both feature the same Bionicle character with a red, fiery staff. In the first panel, he is raising his right hand and looks excited. The text reads, "Watching LOTR trilogy." In the second panel, he has a neutral pose, looking at the staff. The text reads, "Watching the Bionicle trilogy."

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