Falseness memes

What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?