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A cartoon image shows a dog lying on a therapist's couch while a shaggy dog sits in a chair holding a clipboard and pencil, acting as the therapist. There is text in a speech bubble above the therapist that reads, "You're not a 'bad dog', you're just a dog who does bad things." There is a sign in the background that reads, "PET THERAPY."

Nugget

Nugget does not like the cold nuggets

A person holds a piece of paper that says "cold nuggets" and says "Woah". Below that, a nugget character is shown with a disapproving face, while the person is saying "This is worthless!".

Anonymous

Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?

A drawing of a historical duel between two men with an additional two observers. The text above reads: "I bet if we brought back dueling there would be a lot less butthurt bitches."

Jazzy💕

DOES ANYBODY ELSE
HAVE A VOICE IN THEIR
HEAD THAT
REPEATS,
BUTCHER AND INCINERATE
THE JEWISH CHILDREN !!!
NO?
JUST ME?
HMM... ODD.

Heroin Monkey

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Anonymous

Live Laugh Love

The image shows a conversation between four people, with three of the speakers being labeled as 'Person 1', 'Person 2', and 'Person 3', while one speaker is labeled as 'ME.' Person 1 says, "Or you like oily men." Person 2 suggests, "We should display it at an exhibition." ME asks, "Does that include Jameson?" Person 1 replies, "Yes." Person 3 sends a smiley emoji, and ME responds with "Frfr." Person 2 then exclaims, "WOAAAH." The background includes a small part of Spongebob and a bigger part of Patrick Star, which makes the conversation feel a little absurd.

Heroin Monkey

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

shaylie lol

A blurry image of Elmo with the text: "When you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a large stone head with closed eyes asking, "Your gifts are accepted, what does your mortal heart desire?" Below, a hooded figure answers, "Lord of the Rings Trilogy, completely the same. But the orks sound aggressively French." The hooded figure then asks "...Why?"

help me please im being abused

A black and white drawing of a man with a mustache holding his hands up. The text says "I have mustaches, does that make me a Mexican?"

tabs1528

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different scenario, with a crying, angry-looking character on the left and a TV screen on the right. The text next to the crying character in each panel says "THAT'S RACIST!" Each panel has a different statement. First panel, text says "Why is the black guy the villain?". Second panel, text says "Why does the black guy have to get shot?". Third panel, text says "Why is it only black people killing each other?". Fourth panel, text says "Why are there no black people in this movie?". The TV screen in each panel depicts a different scenario. Panel 1 shows a black person pointing a gun at a white person. Panel 2 shows a white person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 3 shows a black person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 4 shows a white person pointing a gun at a white person.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from Pornhub with a 'Flag This Video' dialog box open. The options are listed as 'Inappropriate content', 'Underage', 'Video does not play', 'Spam or misleading', and 'Other'. The 'Other' option is selected and the text box for the reason says 'Nudity and Sexual content'. Underneath this, there are three wolves, with two looking nonchalant labeled as "Pornhub employees", and one looking excited, labeled "Me".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.

Blach66.1

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

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The meme shows a person, The Deep, in three panels. The first panel says "If guns don't kill people, people kill people." The second panel shows the same person with the text "Does that mean: toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast." The third panel shows the same person in black and white with the text "Deep thoughts with The Deep".

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A Shiba Inu dog is holding a white rag up with a slightly mischievous smile on its face. The text above says, "EXCUSE ME" and the text below says, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

GG Miller

Everybody does this

BaddiePatrick

Why does this always happen to me...

A sad, green puppet sits with its arms crossed, looking dejected. The text above the puppet reads: "when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DON'T PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes."

Frog

A meme shows the question "What does independence look like to you?" followed by the answer "Me:" and an image of a microwave and a bowl of cereal. The microwave and bowl of cereal are displayed on a white background.

Grizzlymilk

Does anyone else just randomly build a lantern at 9:30pm

The image shows a lit-up, partially assembled lantern sitting on a couch. There are several unassembled wooden panels nearby, as well as a pair of scissors and an electric cable, suggesting the lamp was just assembled. The background is dimly lit.

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