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𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

A multi-paneled image. The top panel shows a diagram with arrows indicating the relationship between dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, and fossil fuels, and then from petroleum and polypropylene plastic to plastic dinosaurs. The bottom panel shows a couple lying in bed. The woman is looking at the man with a suspicious expression, with the caption "I bet he's thinking about other girls." The man is staring at the ceiling with the caption "Plastic Dinosaurs are real Dinosaurs."

Thoughtless

The image shows two scenes. The top scene depicts three dinosaurs sitting at desks in an office, using computers. The bottom scene is a simple 8 bit game with a man facing a cactus in a desert.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a large T-Rex holding a machine gun standing next to a Jeep-like vehicle and some soldiers. The text says, "Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWI". Another text below states, "But isn't that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a Browning M2? Which wasn't used until 1933... So I think this footage is actually of WW2".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Heroin Monkey

A dinosaur toy with the head of LeBron James on a wooden surface. Below the figure is the text "lebrontosaurus" followed by the price "$200" and the text "Send seller a message".

Heroin Monkey

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NGC 6611

A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.

The Banana Guy

A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three sections. The first section says "What 'Lefty' shills want you to think:" and shows portraits of five US presidents with halos and jet fighters in the background. The second section says "What 'Righty' shills want you to think:" and shows the exact same portraits of the same five presidents, with halos and jet fighters in the background. The third section says "The Truth:" and shows the same five positions populated by different dinosaur-like creatures, with the same jet fighters in the background.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

The Radio Demon

love problems for smart dinosaurs pack 1

A green dinosaur with a thoughtful expression is the central image. The text on top reads, "If love is blind," and the text at the bottom asks, "Then why is there love at first sight?"

pessi pluma

lol

The image is a book cover with a cartoon of a sad-looking, long-necked dinosaur. The text says, "All my friends are still dead." Below the title is "Avery Monsen and Jory John" and "Authors of the national bestseller All my friends are dead."

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

toastie will you do this with me

A photo shows two people in dinosaur costumes walking down a street. The text above them says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

原田

A photo shows a man standing in front of a ball pit. Above him is a large dinosaur statue. The text says, "Took my son to meet his real dad today."

Wade

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

A green dinosaur is looking at something and is thinking about it. The text on the image says: "If Cinderella's slipper fit perfect, why did it fall off?"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

My girlfriend and I:

A meme showing two people in dinosaur costumes crossing a street. The text says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

ohio_armpit

lol

The image shows a large, purple Barney dinosaur character holding two guns. He stands in front of a destroyed city, with explosions and debris all around. The text above Barney reads "Utah be like" and the text below reads "Gosh-zilla". A hashtag at the bottom right says "#onlyinutah".

stillwaiting..

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The top left panel contains the text "Me naming myself 忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ to scare other players". On the right is a photo of a young man. The bottom left panel says "Japanese dude wondering why my name is "Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce". The bottom right panel is a picture of a Japanese man looking confused.

stillwaiting..

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Inessa :)

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

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