Deciding memes

Brother

1 year ago

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

Shrek

4 months ago

A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."

Friend

1 year ago

A screenshot of an online comment from a user named 'ihateruss' on a dark background. The comment text is white and reads: 'Man [censored] your friend offered you to have a nice sleep over so you guys could play lan Fortnite and you decide to [censored] his mom you are the absolute worst friend anyone could ask for i hope you and his [censored] mom rot in hell, you disgust me.' Below the comment, there are like and dislike buttons, with 777 likes shown for the comment.

Book burning

2 days ago

A black and white photograph shows a large pile of burning books at night, with a crowd of people standing around watching. The text above the image describes the destruction of Magnus Hirschfeld's library of sexual research by Germans in Berlin 89 years ago, noting his work as an LGBT rights advocate and pioneer in sex reassignment surgeries. It concludes by stating the books contained "degenerate LGBT propaganda" and urges readers to remember which books the National Socialists burned.

Jokes

Failure

5 years ago

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

Choice

5 years ago

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

Lie

8 years ago

Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.

The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"

One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Deciding jokes