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The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Amir De OG

That feeling when curry hitting on very sadding day 👌🔥

A man with dark hair and a mustache is smiling with wide, staring eyes. His facial features are slightly exaggerated, and he is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt.

Adolf kitler

A tabby cat is behind a cage. Next to the cat is a white piece of paper that says: "It has been 2 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

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wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

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The image shows a two-panel comparison of Patrick Star from Spongebob. In the top panel, he's dressed as a scientist, wearing a lab coat and tie, looking intently at a microscope and taking notes, labeled "MOJANG COOKING ON APRIL FOOLS". In the bottom panel, Patrick is wearing a board nailed to his head and trying to use a saw and hammer in a very clumsy way, labeled "MOJANG EVERY OTHER DAY".

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "Let's take a moment and appreciate Kelly Nelson for her underrated hard work in Breaking Bad" above a list of crew members with the line "Hair Stylist: Kelly Nelson" circled in red. Below the text is a collage of bald characters from the show 'Breaking Bad'.

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A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

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The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

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A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Heroin Monkey

An older man with white hair and glasses wearing a red sweater is holding cards and looking down in a classroom. He has a white bag with the text "recycle me" next to him. In the foreground, a paper on a desk reads "Nobody likes you -R". In the background, a few students are sitting at desks.

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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet talks about "Cp", an abbreviation for child p***ography. The second tweet shows Walter White in a car yelling, "HANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!"

Anonymous

A baby in a teal outfit, looking distressed, is emerging from a large purple backpack. The text overlay reads: "First day at the Shein factory."

Adolf Nigler

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A screenshot of a Google search result snippet for a news article. The headline states, "Merrill Lynch agrees to pay nearly $20 million to settle class action racial discrimination lawsuit." Additional text in the snippet confirms this, noting that Merrill Lynch has agreed to the settlement in a lawsuit accusing the Wall Street brokerage of racial discrimination. The snippet indicates the information is from El Paso Inc. and was posted three days ago.

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