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Heroin Monkey
1 month ago
A diptych of two images. On the left, a hand holds a clear, yellowish popsicle with several cigarettes frozen inside it, filters facing downwards. The background is blurry green foliage. On the right, the same hand holds the same popsicle, but a bite has been taken out of the top, revealing the wet, brown tobacco inside. Above the images, text reads, "Nothing beats cigarette popsicles on a hot summer day".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    2 months ago
    A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A young man looks directly at the camera with a distressed expression. Overlaid text reads "I was just messing around wdym I can't change my username for 30 days 😭". Visible below is the username "thecpgooner" and the word "Bro".
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  • DIANEE
    3 months ago

    Me everyday all day

    Cartoon image of a golden dragon with its tongue sticking out, with the text "Me everyday all day".
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  • Face mcshooty
    3 months ago
    A still from "Breaking Bad" showing Walter White and Mike Ehrmantraut in a field with tall grass. Above the still is text.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.
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  • Face mcshooty
    4 months ago
    A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."
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  • Your local comrade
    5 months ago

    A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

    Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago

    bro didnt even get the words right

    An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.
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    kaiser
    5 months ago

    she not walking for days

    A cave painting on an orange-brown stone wall depicts a person bent over with another figure behind them.
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  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    The photo shows the inside of a bus with blue and gray seats and yellow handrails. Superimposed on the image is the quote: "Fart once, they will forget it in a couple days. Shit yourself, and they'll remember for years. Make big moves to be remembered."
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  • Face mcshooty
    6 months ago
    A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.
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  • Face mcshooty
    6 months ago
    A cartoon illustration shows a person with pink hair and heart antennae sitting alone at a table in a restaurant. On the left and right side, couples are visible at tables. A banner at the top reads "SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY." There is a heart decoration in the middle.
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  • Pankake
    6 months ago

    Explain bear, how was your day 😃

    A digital drawing of a bright green cartoon turtle with big, black eyes, a small tail, and a dark green shell on a white background.
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  • Yugi
    6 months ago
    An image of a brown and white dog attached to the ceiling. The text on the image reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."
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  • Yugi
    6 months ago

    FUCK YEA

    The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.
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