Crucifixion memes
Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything
Jokes
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"