Crucifixion memes
Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything
Jokes
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.