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Movie

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
  • tell Bruce get over it

    In a dark alley scene, a young boy is kneeling between two bodies, seemingly deceased. In the upper right corner, another person is sitting on a ledge, giving a thumbs up.
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    Body

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."
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  • OJ Simpson

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The text shows a conversation in which Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD are playing football in heaven. Juice overthrows the ball and hits a man. OJ Simpson then asks if there is room for one more.
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    Law

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A group of children sitting in a circle under a rainbow-colored parachute. Above the picture is the text: "The council has convened to try you for your many crimes."
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  • Crime

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.
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    Killer

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • Here’s a photo of The Notorious B.I.G with his future KILLER

    A photo of The Notorious B.I.G. sitting at a mixing console, with two other men. One man is behind him, with one hand on the back of his chair, and the other to his left. The photo has a slightly washed-out and vintage feel.
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  • Mugshot

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • Chat is this real??

    A photo of rapper Nas, with the text "Nas's mugshot after an attempted murder charge on Jay-Z for \"Ether\"." above his head.
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    View

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a split panel. On the left, the words "What are the Mario Bros views on human trafficking?" are written above a red panel, and below it, the text says "Mario says". On the right, we see Luigi holding a stack of cash, and above him the text says "Luigi says".
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  • Weapon

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
  • selling illegal weapons for $5

    An image of a yellow emoji face with a gold tooth and a smug expression is shown with an arm and hand holding a black handgun.
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    Accidental join

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
  • someone explain these options to me

    A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help I accidentally joined a' and a list of suggested searches below: 'cult', 'Mexican gang', 'peanut worshipping cult', 'Mexican gang meme', 'peanut worshipping cult meme', 'Italian mafia', 'Russian mafia', 'Italian mafia meme', 'Russian mafia meme', and 'Jesse help I accidentally joined the finnish army'.
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  • Overthrow

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A distorted image of Donald Trump, with the text "You like trying to overthrow the government, don't you?"
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    Fun

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."
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  • Student

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago
  • " I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

    A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".
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    Survival

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.
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  • Florida Man

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a news headline and a mugshot. The headline reads: 'Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.' Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with a goatee and two prominent hair spikes. A vertical 'Memedroid' watermark is on the left side of the image.
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    Body

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon fish character looks shocked while standing next to a dumpster. The text reads: Oh. That's a body without organs. THERE IS A HUMAN CARCASS STRIPPED OF ITS BODILY ORGANS IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND BEST PIZZA, MANHATTAN NYC NY AT 40.713050, -74.007230.
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  • Prison

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.
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    FBI

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • An image macro with text over a scene from the movie 'Kung Fu Panda' featuring Master Oogway. The top text describes a highly specific and bizarre scenario: 'When the FBI kicks down your door while you beating your meat to the 500 terabytes of polygender midget furry austismic monkey porn that you stole'. The bottom text, which is the character's line, reads: 'My time has come'.
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  • Crime

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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    Pizza Hut

    Wade XL · 2 years ago
  • The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".
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