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Face mcshooty

A picture of a bathtub with a toaster inside it. The text above the picture says "When you get off of work and she's waiting for you in the bathtub."

Unimportant Intelligence

Posts a couple of memes, leaves, does so again in a year

The image shows french fries with a bowl of ketchup. The question "Did you know?" is written above and below the image.

Heroin Monkey

The photo shows the inside of a bus with blue and gray seats and yellow handrails. Superimposed on the image is the quote: "Fart once, they will forget it in a couple days. Shit yourself, and they'll remember for years. Make big moves to be remembered."

Face mcshooty

A digital artwork shows a smirking male character with spiky red hair, set against a dark background illuminated by reddish light. The text "POV: Me on Valentine's day gettin ready to tell happy couples to switch phones (if I can't be happy no can)" is overlaid at the top.

Thoughtless

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Why should you care

The image shows two screenshots from social media. The first one has a woman covering her face and the text, "I stepped on a couple of leaves this morning and they crunched!!" The second one has a light projection of Steve Harvey with the text, "There's a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a smiling couple in a car, with the woman saying "I wanna feel like a princess" and the man responding with "Say no more" in speech bubbles. The bottom panel shows a car crashed into a wall.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Jeffrey Epstein and Sean Combs (Diddy) with the text "Couples who finish each others sentences" overlaid.

MEME LORD

The image is a screenshot of a video call. One side shows a man with a pained expression and tears in his eyes, while the other shows a couple in a more intimate situation. The image includes the text 'Pain 🤕'.

rapboat

The text on the image says: When your wife doesn't want to give you Hawk Tuah time: They Not Like Us 😂

Anonymous

A couple is embracing in a kitchen. The woman is holding a plate. Text on the image reads: "Stop it. I'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher." The man replies with "Yeah... Me Too!"

Anonymous

A picture of an engaged or married couple holding hands, overlaid with the text "Say no to homo-erotic wrestling."

Anonymous

💀😭

A two-panel image. The first panel shows two anime characters embracing under the moonlight. The second panel shows the faces of two characters intimately close, possibly about to kiss. The text reads: "When you go to the restaurant with your mom and there's discount for couples."

Anonymous

A black and white image shows two masked figures lying in bed with the text "When you're in a relationship and you're both crazy" at the top. The figure on the left wears a hockey mask, while the one on the right wears a pale, emotionless mask.

Anonymous

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Cupツ

fr couple

Two Teletubbies are standing next to each other. The yellow Teletubby on the left looks surprised, with question marks and exclamation marks above his head. He is blushing. The red Teletubby on the right looks happy and is also blushing. He has a pink heart above his head. They look like a couple.

Anonymous

Good girl.

A man is sitting on a couch with his arm around a woman whose mouth is covered in duct tape and her hands and feet are tied. The text says "This could be us but you keep escaping."

Anonymous

Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."

Flappy.

The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows stick figures representing different couples. The text says "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The couples include same-sex partners and a couple with a pet.

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