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Family

13 views · the cool kid · 3 years ago

lol

The meme depicts a person pretending to be asleep on a couch to be left alone by their family. The image shows a man with eyes closed in the left panel and the same man smiling with open eyes in the right panel. The text says, "when you on the couch pretending to be asleep so your family leaves you alone but one of them says something funny."

Sibling

193 views · Anonymous · 3 months ago

Pov: me and my little brother

A digital illustration depicts two characters. A tall figure with a magnifying glass head and a suit sits relaxed on a white sofa. Behind him, a smaller figure with an 8-ball head is stuck to the wall with duct tape in an 'X' shape.

Dog

3 views · Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.

Cat

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

her

A tabby cat is lying on a gray couch. The cat is looking at the camera with a slightly grumpy expression.

Ad

64 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'

College

128 views · Heroin Monkey · 28 days ago

A scene from the animated show Family Guy shows Peter Griffin lying on a couch in his underwear, covered in food stains and surrounded by a mountain of trash, including soda cans, pizza boxes, and takeout containers. Outside the window, his friends Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown, and Glenn Quagmire look in with expressions of shock and horror. The text at the top reads, "bill gates dropped outta college too".

Penis

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

title

The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."

Politician

23 views · what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

A Photoshopped image showing Donald Trump and Nicolás Maduro sitting on a couch. Both are wearing grey Nike Tech Fleece tracksuits and black Nike Air Force 1 sneakers. Trump has gold grillz on his teeth and is raising his middle finger. Maduro is making a peace sign. On the table in front of them are bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey and Grey Goose vodka. The text "Quarter zip mfs been real quiet since this dropped" is centered on the image.

Mona Lisa

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.

Suicide

41 views · Anonymous · 4 days ago

When your life sucks so bad you lowkey kill yourself

Bank Account

14 views · JaBe mistr 😃 · 9 months ago

A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.

Chloroform

103 views · dankmemester · 7 years ago

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"