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Family

2 years ago

lol

The meme depicts a person pretending to be asleep on a couch to be left alone by their family. The image shows a man with eyes closed in the left panel and the same man smiling with open eyes in the right panel. The text says, "when you on the couch pretending to be asleep so your family leaves you alone but one of them says something funny."
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  • Dog

    1 year ago
    A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.
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  • Cat

    2 years ago

    her

    A tabby cat is lying on a gray couch. The cat is looking at the camera with a slightly grumpy expression.
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.
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  • Mona Lisa

    1 year ago
    A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.
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  • Penis

    1 year ago

    title

    The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."
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  • Bank Account

    1 month ago
    A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.
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