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Couch Memes

the cool kid

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The meme depicts a person pretending to be asleep on a couch to be left alone by their family. The image shows a man with eyes closed in the left panel and the same man smiling with open eyes in the right panel. The text says, "when you on the couch pretending to be asleep so your family leaves you alone but one of them says something funny."

MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

Jazzy💕

"911 what is your
emergency"
Dog: My owner has been gone for
.02 seconds
911: Have you tried eating the
couch?
10. Theyintrovert

COOL GIRL😜

her

A tabby cat is lying on a gray couch. The cat is looking at the camera with a slightly grumpy expression.

Heroin Monkey

A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.

Heroin Monkey

title

The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."