Cook memes

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

Why was the asian late to class?

His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...