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Cook Memes

Homie

A photo of Tyler, the Creator with the text "How my 'straightest' homie looks at me after saying the gayest shit on earth (he is cooked)."

Body

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Hell

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Autocorrect

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

Burger

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

Day

The image shows a two-panel comparison of Patrick Star from Spongebob. In the top panel, he's dressed as a scientist, wearing a lab coat and tie, looking intently at a microscope and taking notes, labeled "MOJANG COOKING ON APRIL FOOLS". In the bottom panel, Patrick is wearing a board nailed to his head and trying to use a saw and hammer in a very clumsy way, labeled "MOJANG EVERY OTHER DAY".

Diddy

Diddy cook??

Diddy with a serious expression is shown wearing a shirt that says, "VOTE OR DIE!", and opening his suit jacket to reveal it. He's in front of an audience.

Kitchen

A kitchen with a counter top, a stove, cooking pots, cups, and a knife rack with many knives. The text on the image reads: "The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook, ever."

Microwave

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

Pedo

A screenshot of several usernames and comments. The first comment says, "yummmyy." The second comment says, "deliciouss." The third comment says, "yeah cook the pedos." The fourth comment says, "cuck the pedos >:3."

Chat

The image shows a conversation with three messages. The first message is from Alvin: "Little birdie told me you was chatting shit." The second is from Simon: "Come outside lil bro." And the third is from Theodore: "We ain't gon do nun swear."

Grandma

True 🤫🧏‍♀️

Two white cards are held up. One reads "professional cook," and the other reads "grandma." Below is a subtitle: "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." The bottom image shows a woman with the subtitle "everyone" and the sentence "They're the same picture."

Jet

A person with a beard and glasses wearing a hat and jacket standing in a desert landscape. The text on the image reads "Jesse we have to cook. New Vegas needs its Jet."

Bag

A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: “Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.” The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.

Hot pocket

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Meat

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Fleshlight

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

Life

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Penis

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Turkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

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