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Sooploosh MacSchnibble Β· 2 years ago
    • A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾 Β· 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation. The first person asks how to block someone on WhatsApp. The second person explains how to do it. The first person then asks if it worked, sends another message asking if the person is still there, and asks why they removed their profile picture. The person then says, "Ok I undastood.."
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    Anonymous Β· 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.
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    Anonymous Β· 6 years ago

    • What is your name in my phone?

    I love your house. I have been in your art for.

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