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Greeting

Willy b 路 1 month ago
    • A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".
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    • Script

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble 路 1 year ago
    • A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.
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    • WhatsApp

    饾摷饾摳饾摲 饾摪饾摳饾摯饾摼 路 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation. The first person asks how to block someone on WhatsApp. The second person explains how to do it. The first person then asks if it worked, sends another message asking if the person is still there, and asks why they removed their profile picture. The person then says, "Ok I undastood.."
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    • Eye

    Anonymous 路 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person asks the other to close their eyes and then asks what they see. The other person does not respond.
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    • Orphan

    Anonymous 路 6 years ago

    • Why can鈥檛 an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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