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Girlfriend

9 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.
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    • Netflix

    1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

    My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"

    The image shows a sleeping Baby Yoda nestled in a hammock. The text on the image says: "Me after watching 10 minutes of something on Netflix that took me an hour to choose."
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    • Selfie

    6 views · Kayla · 3 years ago

    That me

    A young woman with a slightly downturned mouth and a sad expression looks directly at the camera. She has dark hair, is wearing a dark hoodie with a large print on it, and is wearing headphones. The background is a classroom setting with pictures on the wall. A picture of a family is visible.
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    • America

    14 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

    america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

    A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.
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    • NASA

    73 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    What's your size?

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".
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    • Explanation

    17 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

    heh

    A meme showing Neo from "The Matrix" in three panels. In the first panel, a stack of papers says "Choose the correct answer." The second panel shows Neo looking unimpressed, saying, "You can't scare me with thi-". In the third panel, the stack of papers says "And explain why.", which makes Neo look panicked.
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