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Carpet Memes

timmyy

We took up the carpet in our
apartment. My landlord said
it's from a leak from a
washing machine.
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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

✨Jassy✨

Lmao

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a woman in a server uniform and the text "At a Restaurant Would you like a table?". The bottom panel shows a man with a confused expression and the text "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."