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Heroin Monkey

A photo of a muscular man is shown in a bathroom mirror. The image is a thumbnail in what appears to be a car advertisement, which shows a 2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette listed for $12500 in Cordova. The text at the top reads "2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette - $12500 (Cordova)" and the text in the lower right corner reads "image 15 of 15". Below are thumbnails of a blue sports car.

DAP ME UP

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The image shows a skeleton figure with red and yellow accents in front of a house and a car. The skeleton has its arms outstretched. It is standing in front of a red, circular design.

Heroin Monkey

The image has two panels. The upper panel shows a skeleton in a car. The text above the image says, "Can we listen to something besides 'spooky scary skeletons'?" The lower panel shows a dark SUV with an open door and a woman falling out.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong sitting side by side in a car. Above them, the text reads, "Jacqueline Kennedy and the Secret Service driving to the nearest car wash."

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

Heroin Monkey

NEWS
Pantless driver dies
after being ejected
through his sunroof
while masturbating
to porn on a
cellphone when the
car crashed and
rolled over

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a car with a shattered window. The text on the image says: "Be careful out there everyone. I had 2 copies of Concord in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more."

tabs1528

The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

big [fire] balls

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

Heroin Monkey

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Heroin Monkey

A nighttime image shows two police officers standing on a police car, with one officer's legs visible through the windshield. A dog is standing on the ground in front of the car. The text on the image reads, "please don't bork sir" above the officers, "heck the police" near the dog and "BORK" in large letters below the car and dog.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a text-based meme with various sound effects listed as bullet points, followed by the text 'WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK'. This is followed by more sound effects and finally, 'THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*'. To the left of this is a grayscale picture of a man with headphones, with the text '64 KB JPG' under it. At the top, the post is marked as 'Anonymous', along with the date '03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38' and a post number.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Anonymous

A picture of a car's gear shift that looks like a swastika. The text "New car, new me" is written above and below the gear shift.

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