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Anonymous

guess who this is

The image shows a man with glasses, a small beard and a red jacket reclining on a red couch. The text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Below the image, it says, "Respond: I got clients that pay more."

Tom

How Chiefs are presented in Comics:

A gorilla with a tie and suspenders sits at a desk. Other office workers are blurred in the background. The text "ZUM WERBETREIBENDEN" and "HIDRO FUGAL" appear in the top right corner and in the bottom left corner of the image.

CaptainEgg75

looks right

Wade

Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

Heroin Monkey

A man in a suit and cap is walking on a cobblestone street. The text overlay provides a four-step process starting with: 1. borrow 10 billion from the bank. 2. buy the bank. 3. delete your own debt. 4. sell the bank.

Neptune ♆

Ebay

Anonymous

guess who this is i know

The image shows a man with dark hair and a mustache, wearing a red jacket and red sunglasses, lounging back on a couch. Text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Text below the image says "Respond: I got clients that pay more".

Vector

facts

A man is thinking and the text says: "No one can steal your marketing plan if you don't have a marketing plan."

Anonymous

Donald Trump is wearing a white shirt, red tie, and an apron. The text says: "We're gonna fix the ice cream machine...and make Burger King pay for it."

the taste of mommy's milk

The left side of the image shows a blue cartoon bird crying with a speech bubble that says, "I WAS FIRED". Behind the bird are several moving boxes, and in front of him is a sign with an X on it and what looks like an electronic tablet with a graph on its screen. The right side shows a stick figure of a man with a stern expression. The text says "C'mon, Make Money" and below the man's stick, a sign with the letter X. @FresaFluffyFox/Twitter @DamnDanielYaFly/Twitter.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

Team Minecraft

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Heroin Monkey

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Lustlos from Sw

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Heroin Monkey

A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack. There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.

Why should you care

Life's stupid

A man is looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above him reads: "When you accidentally set a lifetime budget as the daily budget on a campaign."

Heroin Monkey

A yellow smiley face with a brown hat, sad eyes, and a toothless grin is presented with a small plate of coins and a green leaf. Above the emoji are the words "Toyota CEO after the war ended in Syria".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

Mac

Every time

The image shows two characters from the show Friends. In the first three rows, the character on the left (Phoebe) says 'I HAVE TO' then 'SUBMIT' and finally 'MY INVOICES ON TIME'. The character on the right (Joey) says the same thing. In the last row, Phoebe says, 'I HAVE TO SUBMIT MY INVOICES ON TIME' and Joey responds 'INVOICES ARE YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE'.

MemeDiddler

A smiling woman in a business suit points a handgun at a small gold fish.

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