Buddy memes

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."