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Heroin Monkey

Four dogs sitting in a circle on a sandy beach holding paws in what looks like a satanic ritual. The text says "Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever."

MisterDussel

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

LMAO

The image shows multiple figures from the animated series "Jimmy Neutron" lined up in a row, similar to a K-pop boy band. The text above them reads "Nobody:" and "Kpop boy bands:".

A Star Wars Fan

GIRLS
I can't believe he didn't
cry at the Titanic
Do men even have
feelings?
BOYS
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The image shows a text saying 'Girls with photoshop: OMG I can't wait to make myself prettier. Boys with photoshop:'. Below, there is an image of Barack Obama's face on a pyramid.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two poses of a green Bionicle figure against a white background. The first pose shows the Bionicle standing with its arms slightly raised. The text "*BREATH IN*" is written above it. The second pose shows the same Bionicle with one leg raised and the text "BOI" is placed next to it.

King bob

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

King bob

A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.

Kamui_JAMAL

Bleach: Thousand Year Mouse War

The image is a black and white drawing of a character that looks like Mickey Mouse, but is dressed in a long robe and holds two swords, looking like an anime character. Above the character's head, in a speech bubble are the words "OH BOY".

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

Anonymous

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Heroin Monkey

no fucking goddamn way

Why should you care

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

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The image is a comparison of how girls and boys use Photoshop. The text above the image says "girls with photoshop: i can't wait to make myself look pretty." Below is an image of a buffed-up Bob Ross wearing a cape, gold chain and holding a paint brush and palette as if he is in a fight.

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The image shows four cartoon figures. The caption says, "When the teacher assigns groups for a project and you don't end up with the boys."

Heroin Monkey

Dad, did you pick up Alex from the vet?
2:22 AM
Yes, we left to celebrate his birthday 2:22 AM
2:22 AM
WHY IS MY DOG IN A STRIP CLUB? 2:22 AM
Because he's a good boy 2:23 AM

Wade

The image shows a comparison of how people asked "who are you" in different centuries. 19th century: "Who art thou", 20th century: "Who are you" and a scene from a video with two young men in it, labeled as the 21st century: "Who dat boy, who is him". The source "boredpanda.com" is visible in the lower right corner.

stillwaiting..

The image shows a meme comparing girls and boys in a locker room. The top text reads 'girls locker room: omg, I'm so tired, the test was so hard'. Below is an image of a person in military gear holding a stick while riding in a yellow mop bucket. There's text over the image saying 'ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED'.

Heroin Monkey

A grid of six different pictures of people with labels. The first picture shows a boy, labeled 'THE BOY YOU LIKE'. The second shows a girl, labeled 'HIS GIRLFRIEND'. The third shows a young man, labeled 'HIS BROTHER'. The fourth is another picture of a girl, labeled 'HIS EX'. The fifth is of a middle-aged man, labeled 'HIS DAD'. The last picture is of a priest, labeled 'YOU'.

C A S N O V A

yes

The image shows two anime characters. The top character is a boy with a surprised and happy expression. The text above him says "Boys when girls reply in 3 days". The bottom character is a girl with a slightly annoyed or impatient expression. The text above her says "Girls when boys don't reply in 2 seconds".

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