500+ Best Ares Memes - Page 28 - Worst Jokes Ever

Dating ad

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot of an ad with the text "Are You Single? Wake up and Meet up Your Princess." below, and "WishDates" at the bottom with a play button and the link "Visit site". The background of the ad is a close-up of Nikocado Avocado.

Furry

Anonymous · 2 years ago

time for the furrys to unite

The image shows a furry meme with a blue furry character looking flustered. The text on the image reads: "Furry memes are totally normal!!!" "Me if you call me a good boy." At the bottom, it says, "literally the furry memes" and "furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio."

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Speedrun

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Me and the bois are gonna speedrun Minecraft

Four characters from different sources are positioned side-by-side. On the far left, there's Tom Nook from Animal Crossing, next to him is the Trollface. In the center is the 'Stonks' guy, and on the right is Elmo. Below them, the text says: "The bois".

People

SexyAndIKnowIt · 3 years ago

When people are just too obvious

A man with wide eyes and an open mouth is looking up. The text above him reads 'HEH' and below him 'WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK'.

Hypocrisy

Emma Stan · 2 years ago

A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.

Body

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that says "What was I cooking last night" above an image of a note in iCloud that says "Gay last supper". The note contains the following three lines: "John: omg ur body is tea", "Peter: we are eatinggggg" and "Judas: i am going to kill Jesus".

Ohio

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

The image is a map of the USA, with Ohio highlighted in red. The map has a color-coded key describing levels of danger related to Ohio, ranging from 'You are in Ohio' (red) to 'Illusion of Safety' (grey).

Dog

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A close-up of a dog lying on a bed with its head upside down. The dog is looking directly at the viewer with a slightly goofy expression, showing its teeth. The text on the image reads: "HUMAN, ARE YOU AWAKE? OK THEN, I WILL JUST LAY HERE AND LOOK AT YOU."

Light

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

The image shows a screen capture of a social media post. At the top, a person is shown with their hair covering their eyes. Below it says "Me vs" in white letters. Underneath the person there are comments from other users. One user commented "Darkest Ken Carson fan", and the original poster replied: "When the lights are off, I'm da dxrkest vxmp of dem all twxn."

Hood

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader

The image shows a group of simple stick figures. One figure in the center is slightly larger and has its arms outstretched, as if leading. Above them, in colorful letters, it says, "A Self Proclaimed Prophet".

Existence

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Really, SimSimi? Really?

A screenshot of a chat conversation. The user asks "Do we exist?", "Do I exist?" and "Does this person writing this question exist?". SimSimi replies with "I don't know? =P", "I do" and "Is". The user adds "Oh, come on! Are you serious?"

Doctor

Emma Stan · 2 years ago

lol

A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.

Power

Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 11 months ago

FEEL THE POWER

A dark, ominous tornado descends from a cloudy sky onto a dry, flat landscape. The text 'ARE YOU PREPARED' is superimposed in white letters on the right side of the image. A small red checkmark icon is visible in the top right corner and three dots in the bottom right.

Joe Biden

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

My classmates are COO COO

Chad

Goku is dum · 2 years ago

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

EPIC The Musical

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

A meme format with top text reading 'Roses are red / Lemons are sour' above a picture of Jorge Rivera-Herrans dramatically gesturing with a subtitle reading 'Gimme that baby and I'd yeet it off a tower.'

Athena

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

A sketch of the Greek goddess Athena in her helmet and armor looking annoyed with her hands outstretched. Above her is the caption 'Athena when Manwhore au:'. Below her are quotes: '"You've got to be kidding me."' '"You are reckless..."' '"A prostitute at best..."' '"THAT'S NOT A TEACHING OF MINE."'

Pronoun

Bluntlord · 2 years ago

2024

The image shows a split view of the same person. On the left, they have shorter hair, makeup and wear a green t-shirt, with the text "What are your Pronouns?" written in yellow. On the right, they are shirtless with facial hair, and text in purple that says "I'm a She/Them Titties".

Parachute

Positive Amur Leopard · 17 days ago

The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.

The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."

One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.

Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."

"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."