New Ares Memes - Page 26 - Worst Jokes Ever

Tragedy

Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Friend

Kai :) · 3 years ago

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Number

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Let me know what your results are!

The image shows four circles with different patterns and numbers inside. The first one is blue-ish with the number 12. It indicates kidney disease. The second one is orange with the number 15 and corresponds to lung cancer. The third one is yellow with no discernible number suggesting a brain tumor. The last one is black with the number 28, indicating heart disease.

Autism test

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

I think

A Lego figure is shown in an orange vest standing with arms out in a movie still. The text above the figure says, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it:" The text at the bottom says, "...because you are The Special."

Loss

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Friend

Harpersphone · 3 years ago

me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them

A statue of a person with their hand covering their face. The background is a solid dark blue.

Freddy Fazbear

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

freddy fazbear vhs tapes are queer

Mom

ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

School

ur momy · 3 years ago

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Friend Group

ur momy · 3 years ago

who else

The image consists of text on a slightly blurred background. The text says: "I hate being the only one in my friend group who is ever on my time and who actually plans things out. I hate that my friends wait for things 'til the very last minute and are ALWAYS late. You're either there before the time or you're late."

Mom

ur mommy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Gf

Harpersphone · 3 years ago

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Friend

Eddie_Munson_Lover · 3 years ago

someting you should not send your blind friends

The image shows the question 'What are you looking at?' written on a rough gray surface.

Hell

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

henderson what the helllllll are you doing

A person is upside down with their legs in the air, holding onto the arm of what looks like a piece of exercise equipment. The text is: "henderson what the helllllll are you doing".

Gum

AnimeGuy · 3 years ago

I can relate:

A cartoon of a person with green hair crying, with the text 'When you open gum pack then remember you are in class.'

Exam

AnimeGuy · 3 years ago

Some classic MHA memes:

The image shows four panels with anime characters. The top two panels show two different students, the first with a blank face and the second one with a shocked expression. The lower two panels show the same characters but with even more fear in their faces. The text says, "When you and your friend are taking an exam and you hear the smartest kid begin to cry:".

Bear

kiribaku · 3 years ago

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Netflix

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

Sasuke

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image is a four-panel comic strip featuring anime characters from Naruto. In the first panel, Sakura asks Sasuke, "Sasuke, am I pretty or ugly?" In the second panel, Sasuke replies, "You are both!" In the third panel, Sakura looks confused and asks, "What do you mean?" In the fourth panel, Sasuke responds, "You're pretty ugly." Below this, there is a TikTok watermark and a group of people laughing.