New Ares Memes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

Struggle

2 views · Doom Slayer · 3 years ago

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

Grammar

7 views · welcome to hell · 3 years ago

My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??

A close-up of a cartoon character that looks like Buzz Lightyear with a thoughtful expression. Below the face is the text 'hmm'.

Genius

16 views · TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

Kid

3 views · PurplePanda · 3 years ago

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

School

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me at school

A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.

Mother

11 views · edgar ;) · 3 years ago

so true

The meme shows a dialogue between a mother and her child on Mother's day. The mother asks, "So where are you taking me out to eat?" The child replies, "There's food at the house." The lower part of the meme shows two close-up images of the face of a smiling man.

Bandit

28 views · Average_Ohion Nugget · 3 years ago

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Work

18 views · King bob · 3 years ago

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Meme

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

i dont think that memes are what you think it memes

The image shows a man with long dark hair, a mustache, and a serious look on his face. The text "I DON'T THINK THAT MEMES WHAT YOU THINK IT MEMES" is overlaid on the image.

Food

1 view · ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

when the dino nuggies are done

A blurry image of a scary-looking, purple animatronic rabbit with sharp teeth and glowing eyes in a dark room. The rabbit has a damaged face.

Friend

18 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

nice

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel contains the text "Friend: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:". The second panel shows a photo of basketball player LeBron James wearing a yellow jersey with the word LAKERS on it. A lemon has been photoshopped onto his head. The text "LeMon James" is written in a blurred font at the bottom.

Strength

10 views · ⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Strength

A four-panel cartoon shows two characters, a purple lollipop, and a gray square with a face. The lollipop asks, "How tough are you?" The square responds, "I ate 10 entire Chocolate Cakes." In the third panel, the square says with chocolate around its mouth "Well, I ate 12 of them!!!" The final panel shows the lollipop looking shocked and sweating.

Account

51 views · Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤 · 3 years ago

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Joe Biden

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

My classmates are COO COO

Building

25 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Building

15 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Eye test

38 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

Homie

56 views · hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Bruh

The image shows a person with a disturbing facial expression with the text 'When you realize your homie is asleep and two testicals are worth 70,000.'

Fear

3 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

i think yall are confused my biggest fear is this sicko

A person painted red with a crude face drawn on his belly, similar to Kool-Aid Man.

Snake

8 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

HMMM

A man with squinted, red eyes and a slightly amused grin looks straight at the viewer. Above him are the words: "SNAKES ARE LIKE", and below him are the words: "TAILS WITH FACES".